In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.
i love you
x x x
let me just slip in to something more comfortable
like your vagina
So today at school this one girl was complimenting my outfit and she said “you rock it” but i thought she said “you rocket” so i said “no i space shuttle” and she was confused and i was confused and i havent been able to look her in the eye all day